25 April 2006

I am so pissed - Update

So my darling colleague brings me a skirt (which fit me perfectly) but no jacket (I didn'task). I am wearing a little T-shirt and the cooling system that has been adding to the heat instead of reducing it for the past couple of days is working overtime today its like I am at the North Pole! I am really cold and everybody in my office can see that! I have to borrow another colleagues jacket before they started charging a gate fee! I send for Oyinbo (our trusty cleaner). Luckily my suit is 100% rubber. I ask him what can be done (I am just interested in removing the stink from the thing pending when I can launder it). He asks for money for Lux soap and says he will take care of it. I am relieved to be finally rid of the smelly suit and try to get back to work. Oyinbo returned a few minutes ago with my suit ... wait for it ... freshly washed (surprise) and ironed! (loud groan) Of course its shining. I thank him for all his effort, trying not to look too upset. I am really not that fond of the suit anyway, (I only wear it when I have absolutely nothing else to wear) unfortunately now I can't give it out, what a waste!

3 comments:

Olawunmi said...

i'm sorry, but i can't get past

"I am really cold and everybody in my office can see that! I have to borrow another colleagues jacket before they started charging a gate fee!"

lmaorotf

okay, i empathise with you on your sad predicament. that splshing (or should i say dousing) that you got must have ruined your day. pele.

but its making me laugh1!! (sorry)

hope you're feeling better now

tori said...

lol....

ugh . Ican just imagine. That gutter water thing is my worst nightmare.

And Im sure there is someone you know somewhere in Nigeira who would be just ecstatic to have that suit! Im sure its not a total write off.

Where is grad school?

adefunke said...

@Olawunmi: I am feeling better, thanks.

@Tori: I applied to RH Smith and CMU, I should be haering back anytime now.